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Size guide

Our tees are cut boxy and slightly oversized. Take your normal size for a relaxed fit, or size down if you like it neater. If you are between sizes, go bigger. Nobody ever regretted a roomy tee.

Adult tees

Measured flat across the chest from armpit to armpit, and from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

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Gosling tees (kids)

Age1-23-45-67-89-1011-12
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Capes

SizeFits heightCape length (cm)
S/M[ ] to [ ] cm[ ]
L/XL[ ] to [ ] cm[ ]

Everything else

  • Loose Goose socks: UK 4 to 7, or UK 8 to 11.
  • The Bucket Head: S/M fits head circumference [ ] to [ ] cm, L/XL fits [ ] to [ ] cm.
  • Webbed Feet flip flops: UK sizes in pairs, from 3-4 up to 11-12. Half sizes, go up.
  • Good Goose dog bandana: measure round your dog's neck. Small [ ] cm, Medium [ ] cm, Large [ ] cm, Absolute unit [ ] cm.

Still not sure? Ask us and tell us your usual size in a brand you like. We will tell you honestly.

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