Thick and Blissfully Unaware: Seventies
Sunset print, washed cream
£25
New drop: the Thick tee, three ways
Thick and blissfully unaware.
Clothes, coffee and general nonsense for people who honk first and think later. Made for the gloriously daft. Worn with zero shame.
Poke me. I dare you.
Pick your poison
Six aisles of nonsense. None of them make sense. All of them have a goose.
Tees that say it for you
Heavyweight cotton. Lightweight thinking. Pick the caption that matches your inner monologue and let your chest do the talking.
Sharing one brain cell with the group chat
Novelty tee, sunset print
£25
Absolutely winging it
Novelty tee, goose badge print
£25
No thoughts. Just honks.
Novelty tee, bold print
£25
Professionally out of my depth
Novelty tee, crown print
£25
Running on coffee and bad decisions
Novelty tee, sunset print
£25
Wild goose. Mild effort.
Novelty tee, goose badge print
£25
The Cape: Seventies
Sunset stripes, chocolate lining
£65
The caption wall. Point at your personality.
New: the tumbler
The Big Honker.
An enormous handled tumbler for people who forget to drink water until they remember they are a goose. Fits a car cup holder. Fits your personality. Straw included, dignity not.
Colour: Mustard
- About 1.2 litres. Roughly a small bathtub.
- Double wall insulated, so ice stays ice
- Leakproof lid with a reusable straw
£35
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Goose Grounds
All coffee →
Coffee strong enough to make you briefly aware.
Small batch beans in bags with a goose on. Pour it into a mug with a goose on. Spill it on a tee with a goose on. That is the ecosystem.
Honk Roast
House blend, medium roast, 250g
£10
Full Honk
Dark roast espresso, 250g
£11
Wild Goose Chase
Single origin, light roast, 250g
£12
Gormless Decaf
Swiss water decaf, 250g
£11
Beach goose
Leave goose footprints in the sand.
Our Webbed Feet flip flops have goose feet carved into the soles. Walk along the beach and leave a trail of webbed prints that baffles everyone behind you. Then lie on The Big Flap towel and act like nothing happened.
Bits, bobs and stocking fillers
Pocket money nonsense. Stickers for your laptop, socks for your feet, a bandana for your dog and an egg full of surprises.
The Honk Pack
Six vinyl stickers
£5
The Goose Egg
Mystery box, worth more than you pay
£40
Good Goose dog bandana
For your silliest good boy or girl
£12
Loose Goose socks
Cotton socks, one pair
£10
Coming soon
The Silly Goose Cafe. A real place. With chairs.
We are opening a cafe down the road. Goose Grounds coffee, cupcakes that stare back at you, and a menu written by someone who should not be allowed to name things. Get on the list and be first through the door.