Coming soon to [YOUR TOWN]
The Silly Goose Cafe.
A real cafe, with real chairs, run by people who have absolutely no business running a cafe. Goose Grounds coffee, cupcakes that stare back, and a menu that makes no sense whatsoever.
What to expect
The coffee
Goose Grounds on tap
The same beans we sell online, made properly by people who have been trained, unlike the goose.
The cakes
Baked fresh, stared at daily
Cupcakes with the goose on top, baked every morning. Allergen info on the counter and on this website, always.
The shop
Merch by the till
Grab a tee, a tumbler or a bag of beans on the way out. Or a cape. We will not judge. We will clap.
Be first through the door.
Join the waiting list and we will tell you where, when, and whether there is free cake on opening day. (There will be free cake on opening day.)