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DampGoose

The Damp Goose

£12

A tea towel. It dries things. It also says "Damp Goose" on it, which is the most British sentence we have ever printed.

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Product details

The numbers

[Size to confirm]. 100% cotton.

Care

Wash at 60. It will be damp. That is the point.

Delivery and returns

Free UK delivery over £40.

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